August 2011
87 posts
I really hate the feeling of rejection.
July 2011
93 posts
Dear Future Girlfriend,
notestomyfuturegirlfriend:
let’s shoot some zombies together?
Love, Me.
I don't tolerate liars.
Thanks for ruining my fucking Saturday. Now I’m home because of you bitches.
Confidence is key.
My mother.
Mom: Are you sure you have enough room down there in those jeans?
Me: Yes, I'm sagging a little right now, but my penis doesn't have that much room. Hahaha
Mom: Oh, is it that big?
Me: Yeah! It's pretty damn big mom.
Mom: What, a foot long? Why don't you take a picture and send it into the Guinness World Records or whatever! Maybe you'll be famous!
Me: You know what, that's a good idea! I'll go do it right now.
Mom: -___-
FML, a bug flew by my face and I slapped myself… T_T
People always ask me why I never hit them up.
It’s probably because of the the fact that you never tried hitting me up for anything.
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It's too hot to do anything.
What!? It’s almost 2am? -___- I blame @valer2ee for making me text her and pretending to be a girl while she was a stud…
So you guys, I need help! I never threw a party before because I usually go to them, but that’s not the point. I just need to know where to get some red cups and those little Dixie shot cups. Anyone know where to get ‘em??? LOL
Do you guys think I should get a legit fake ID for $250?
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I hate people who over-react to the littlest...
1985-1994 > 1995-1999
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Please don't converse with me if you don't know...
Seriously, I have better things to do with my time. I tried being nice.
Girls, when someone compliments you, just shut up...
Don’t try to sit there denying it and trying to fish for more. You’ll just look pathetic.
I don't make promises I don't keep.
The weekend of September 3 and 4!
Hit me up if you know wsup, if not gtfo!! LOL
I hate missing a session.
I'm not the type of person who just sits around...
If you don't need me, I don't need you either.
Never depend on someone else for your happiness.
Is it just me or does saying your own name sound...
Insanity is the only true freedom
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What a weird way to start off my morning, me and my dentist’s assistant were exchanging glances at each other.
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Fuck a bitch. Respect a woman. Love a lady.
My tolerance is too damn high.
=____=
Me: Sorry if it smells super Asian in my car.
Brendon: ...Yeah I noticed it right when I sat down.
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Me: I HATE LEATHER SEATS
Brendon: Why because you are so tiny!?
Me: ... You know I am tiny!!!
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Me: (spills all over my outfit)
Brendon: .... Oh my god Ann.... (starts laughing)
Ever since that day we went up to the Top of the World a couple days ago, I always get the feeling that there are tons of bugs on me. It’s annoying as fuck!
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I hate cotton mouth.
You can judge me by my actions, but that won't...
Uhh I exist too, you know...
