I wish I could be 100% honest to my parents.
January 2011
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I love full on conversations where paragraphs are being sent or even essays.
Not those half assed responses.
The truth hurts, but lies hurt so much more.
I went with the lies because the truth would only hurt you even more.
I LOVE MY MOM!
*Before we leave for a family event
Me: Do I look nice?
Mom: Of course! You’re my boy, you look beautiful!
Me: Thank you, and the reason why I’m beautiful is because I get my looks from you.
*I hug my mom
Mom: What? Don’t lie to me! You look nothing like me!
Me: I’m not lying! Everyone says I look like your brother so I must get my looks from your side of the family.
Mom: So? That doesn’t matter, still not from me.
Me: Oh, whatever. As long as I look good and you know I love you!
:) I will always appreciate my mom.
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Of course not. I love pussy remember. LOL. Okay enough lesbian talk. Love you bestfriend.
Amazing! I love pussy too! :D But niggas love lesbians! Hahaha! Love you too! :)
Of course not. I love pussy remember. LOL. Okay enough lesbian talk. Love you bestfriend.
Amazing! I love pussy too! :D But niggas love lesbians! Hahaha! Love you too! :)
u lyk3 some1?
WAS THAT YOU?????
u lyk3 some1?
WAS THAT YOU?????
Hey you, 6'0 ft monster that I love dearly, :] Go suck a dick ;D
t(-_-t) Only if you suck one first! And I know for a fact that’s never going to happen so I’m good :)
u lyk3 some1?
Haha, can you at least type right if you want me to answer your question? Shit hurts my eyes right now! LOL But no I don’t like anyone.
In the process of making pipes.
Who’s tryna cop one? :)
“If you want to kiss your hunny, but her nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s funny, but it’s snot.”
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Lmao oh my gahhh. OMFG YOU WERE SO LOUD! You are some weird tall ass shrek dude that will always make me laugh! Lmao and yet.... you let this troll hold on to you in the rain while her starbucks are getting cold. =_____=
Thanks -___- Means a lot coming from you… t(-_-t) LOL But what was I supposed to do? Fuck the starbucks! I was freezing! I was wearing shorts.
To whoever refers to me as a 6 foot giant/monster.
FUCK YOU ALL!
I’m a normal sized person!
Why did you have to make me feel like a damn lesbian on Thursday!? Making me carry that shit. "You'll be my best man when I get married. I'll give you a strap and make you wear guy clothes" <3 Asshole. I love you Mwahaha.
Oh gosh, you I love you! :):)
